Jessica Simpson Sex Tape. Another Sex Tape?

Remember the late 90’s pop music crush? The boy bands, the girl bands, the girlish boy bands, etc; they dominated the charts and culture with the threat of burgeoning sexuality. They all claimed to be virginal, yet behaved as if in the throes of early pubescence.

Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded rumor of a sex tape. Although this “alleged” tape was never released, it doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some bikini pictures. (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like this?

It was PG-rated at worst, providing wholesome, middle-American, role-models to the young and naive. However, many of us who were already adults -- experienced, occasionally cynical and realistic - tended to be angered by their complete denial of what seemed blatantly obvious to us: there was no way these older teenagers/ young twenty-somethings could possibly be as righteous as their publicists claimed them to be.

If this bit is true, it's the best damn news ever in the history of ever! Rumours are circulating that there is a Jessica Simpson Sex Tape just waiting to be released, and that Jessica herself is going crazy trying to get it under control. According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was marreid to ex-husband Nick Lachey, and shows them in enjoying many different sex acts.

2007. That time is now.

Britney Spears first broke the silence by marrying the career-nullifying Kevin Federline, having kids, smoking, drinking, ignoring car-seat laws for infants, divorcing, Paris Hilton-ing, and almost dropping a sex tape on us for good measure.

The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts.

A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."

Lance Bass of Nsync next made celeb headlines by coming out of the closet and admitting his homosexuality. Not necessarily a shocking move, but one that certainly wouldn’t have happened when the “Bye Bye Bye” boys were still breaking hearts at sold-out shows.

Jessica Simpson Sex Tape

According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video.

It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.

Now, Jessica Simpson, who has recently made waves as she seems crushed by her divorce and recent career flopping, has really smashed the boards with reports of a sex tape of her own.

The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex.

She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better."

Jessica's ex-husband Nick is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, while she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.

SawFNews.com reports that the same company that brought us the opus Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson has obtained a copy of a video shot by the two during their engagement, before they became infamous 'Newlyweds'.

On the sex tape, Nick Lachey tells Britain's Star magazine: "I think you're asking for trouble there. I'm not saying I'd never do it, I just haven't done it. If I did, it would be in a very, very safe place." Apart from his interest in homemade pornography, Nick also enjoys outdoor sex. The pop heartthrob admits he is a huge fan of al fresco lovemaking because he gets turned on by the thought of getting caught. He said: "The strangest place I have ever had sex is the airport bathroom." Other celebrities to star in their own homemade sex tapes, include Pamela Anderson, Colin Farrell and Paris Hilton.

According to Britain's "The Daily Sport", Simpson is not taking the news well:"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles,"the paper says.

Jessica Simpson Sex Tape

There is further story, as rumors are circulating around the Internet. Apparently, those in possession of the video are willing to keep it out of public pervasion if they receive a tidy monetary offer from Jessica.

She boasted of being a virgin until her wedding night….that translates into a lame lay.

Whether this is true is not yet known, but it is a fact that she and her manager dad Joe Simpson have worked very hard to create a sexy yet pious image for her. It’s hard to imagine the two allowing such a tape to be released if they could stop it.

Wow, another alleged report of a leaked celebrity sex tape. And not just any tape. A Jessica Simpson sex tape! Am I shocked? No.

However, it would be an understatement to say that the vid will bring in copious curious currency.

Jessica Simpson may soon join the likes of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton, as rumours are abuzz that a sex-tape of Jessica Simpson is about to hit the internet.

Meanwhile, we wait with baited breath and eager credit cards as the latest Simpson saga unfolds.

Now, just let that sink in a bit... Jessica Simpson sex tape. Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah...

Here are some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures from back when she was still with Nick Lachey. You know, to get you in the mood.

Now, just let that sink in a bit... Jessica Simpson sex tape. Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah...

More bikini pics after the jump.

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Jessica Simpson Sex Tape. Another Sex Tape?

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