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25 January 2007, 14:03
Do You Really Think Jessica Simpson Used ProActiv to Cure He
By Johnny Moon
 Jessica Simpson is paid millions of dollars for her endorsement of ProActiv products.
Jessica Simpson Sexy or Drag Queen?What do you think? Is Jessica Simpson sexy or a drag queen? You decide. Personally I go back and forth. She has horse-like features, but is still sexy. Then other times she wears too much makeup and looks like a transgender at a Vegas show.
Simpson's breasts "disabled" herBuxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual. The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting. However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now "wears" her breasts proudly. She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. "They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones."
 Ops! Daddy Pimps Out Jessica Again!Yes! He did it again. The Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has started some rumors again about her sexy daughter Jessica Simpson. According to MSNBC there was some rumors regarding the involvement of Jessica and the Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo. On 21st November, MSNBC released that the Dallas QB Romo was reportedly dating Jessica Simpson. It also said that the singer-actress Jessica became close with cowboy after hearing about the crush he had on her.
But the actual truth was reveled later this week by the media. Those two were not dating; in fact they never even met in person! This whole rumor was started by the Papa Joe Simpson.
“Joe Simpson “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo, who’s reportedly dating Carrie Underwood, simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica.”
 Accutane while extremely effective does require a prescription and it has many side effects. It is also is usually only prescribed in very bad cases of acne so if you have a light case (one or two pimples/zits at a time) you will probably not be able to get accutane. Because of these reasons I do not recommend acne unless you have an extremely bad case.
See what that pimp daddy can do for only a couple of game tickets? I won’t be surprised if he releases that 5 minute ‘sex tape’ of Jessica. He is currently undergoing negotiations with some porn industries regarding her daughter’s hidden sex tape.
I tried every topical medication in the world. They did nothing. I always seemed to have atleast one pimple. I did not have a really bad case, I don't recall ever having more than 3 or 4 pimples at one time so I would not qualify for Accutane. But as I'm sure any acne sufferer already knows, it only takes one to make you feel bad about yourself.
Bam Margera Admits Lying About Having Sex With Jessica SimpsonIn the February issue of Penthouse magazine, MTV Jackass Bam Margera tells celebrity interviewer Chaunce Hayden that he lied to Howard Stern when he said he had sex with Jessica Simpson!
 When Hayden quizzed Bam about his comments on Stern regarding Simpson he replied:
"Everything is always misquoted. I never even said that [referring to having sex with Jessica Simpson]. I knew Howard [Stern] was going to pressure me into talking about it, and I dodged it as best I could. It worked. Within weeks my acne had dissapeared and now 4 years later it's never returned. Not only that but Vitamin B5 has many great positive side effects including more energy and improved clarity of mind.
But after an hour of the same question, you just have to make a comment to move the show along to a new topic. The comment was simply a pure joke turned into a serious quote. Total bullshit!
Chaunce Hayden: So, on the record, you never had sex with Jessica Simpson?
"Never. It was all a joke blown out of proportion. End of story." So why hadn't I heard of Vitamin B5 for fighting acne before (and maybe why you haven't heard of it before now?) well the answer is simple. It's cheap. It's just a vitamin. What money can be made on a vitamin? Not that much. The companies that make acne fighting Vitamin B5 capsules (such as +Vilantae) can't afford to pay a celebrity like Jessica Simpson to talk about their products. Without advertising it's hard for the average person to hear about your product.
A "joke" Bam probably enjoyed extensively that took him months to address and clear up. Is everyone from Jackass just that - a jackass?! Not trying to be funny. I'm being serious. But the word about Vitamin B5 supplements is starting to get around and I definitly want to do my part in that. I think it's a shame that people continue to waste their money on topical treatments that do not work when there's a real alternative that really does work in Vitamin B5.
Stay away from their crotches. You can't even hang out with them without them going on Howard Stern and saying y'all were banging. Big acne companies like ProActiv does not want the word to get out about Vitamin B5. Understandably so. I've even noticed some strange misinformation on the internet about Vitamin B5 and it would not surprise me one bit if the big acne companies were behind that.
Vitamin B5 is safe. Vitamin B5 works. If you've never tried it before and you suffer from acne you really need to try it. Jessica Simpson isn't telling you but I am, and unlike Jessica Simpson I actually used this product to cure my acne.
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24 January 2007, 15:47
Internet Sex-Video Scandal: Porn company to release Paris Hi
 Stop us if you've seen this one before. Sexy starlet falls madly in love with Hollywood hunk. Sexy starlet and Hollywood hunk fall madly out of love three months later. Soon thereafter a video of the pair making the beast with two backs appears on the Net, though both parties deny all knowledge of it. (What, weren't they there?) It may be a jilted lover's revenge or just a cheap publicity stunt, but it's a little more exposure than any of us really needed.
Memo to Pamela and Tommy Lee, Paris and Rick, Colin Farrell and Nicole, and all other would-be video exhibitionists: When you see somebody pointing a camera at you--and you're not on a movie set--put your clothes back on. It's generally not a good career move (though it's still a step up from House of Wax).
1 Night in Paris (2004) is a sex video depicting Paris Hilton and her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon engaged in sexual relations. Although Salomon was initially blamed for leaking it onto the Internet, those allegations have never been substantiated. The video was released shortly before Hilton's TV series The Simple Life debuted, causing a sensation. Salomon originally sued Hilton for defamation when Hilton claimed publicly that she was "out of it" and didn't know what she was doing during the filming of the video. In July 2005 the lawsuit was settled out of court. Rumors of Hilton receiving a share of the profits from the sale of the video persist, even though Hilton apparently told GQ "I never received a dime from it. It's just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something."
 She said the retail price has not been set. In February, Salomon posted a 38-minute version of the night-vision video on his own Web site, where it sold for $50 per copy.
The original video, and copies of the DVD, are still circulating on the Internet and can be lawfully viewed at www.hotelheiress.com or www.trustfundgirls.com. The video received the AVN Awards in 2005 for "Best Selling Title of the Year," "Best Renting Title of the Year" and "Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Individual Project."
 Best known for starring on the Fox television reality hit "The Simple Life," Hilton claimed in the lawsuit that the videotape was "intended only for personal use" and that she never consented for it to be distributed to the public.
The DVD titled 1 Night in Paris is distributed by Red Light District, a production company that produces and distributes pornographic videos.
1 Night in Paris is unique in the field of celebrity porn because the company that produced it has a good working relationship with one of the stars, Rick Salomon, who even does intros to each sex scene in the video. It is also one of the most explicit celebrity sex videos, showing clear vaginal penetration and fellatio — as well as Hilton interrupting sex to answer her mobile phone, which led to a number of parodies.
 This video offcourse is a curiosity item offcourse. To compare it to scripted movies is not the thing one should do. This is a nothing more than an amateur home video, so don't expect better quality then the average "american's funniest home video"
That aside, this is a fun tape to watch. Instead of fake orgasms and bad acting we get to see two people having fun with each other in a very natural way. That one of the two is the world famous barely legal and wealthy Paris Hilton is what makes this tape special and different from the average home video tape shot by a couple.
Paris Hilton caught for drunk drivingParis Hilton has been sentenced to three years probation for drunk driving. Last year Paris was caught drunk behind the wheel. She claims just to have drunk one cocktail. However, as she told the judges herself, she drank the cocktail without eating properly first, which might explain her state of drunkenness. Paris has to pay a $390 fee, and has to attend a course specifically developed for drunk-drivers. If she fulfils 40 hours of social service, her punishment will be reduced to one year probation.
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The film begins with Hilton topless in a bathroom with the camera on her breasts. She shows her face briefly before stepping out to the room (it appears to be a hotel suite).
Socialite Paris Hilton is shown in a scene from her notorious home video circulated on the Internet, which showed the couple engaging in sexual relations. Red Light District Video announced April 22, 2004 that it has acquired the rights from Hilton's ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon, to distribute the full 45-minute video as a home video product under the title "One Night In Paris." The tape will be released commercially in adult video stores June 15.
 The scene then shows Hilton answering her phone. Saloman tells her to hang up and the two continue having sex.
Paris Hilton Hates her Droopy EyelidParis Hilton visited her cosmetic surgeon to fix her drooping left eyelid. Six years ago, Paris Hilton had surgery to lift her eyelids, but the left eye muscles were damaged as a result. Paris Hilton, who is filming ‘The Hottie and the Nottie’, has made things worse by wearing blue- tinted contact lenses over her naturally brown irises. “They have been drying out lately” she says. She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts as this may damage her eyes.”
Next is a similar scene from the beginning where Hilton is videotaping herself once more topless in front of a mirror.
Club Paris in Florida fires Paris HiltonFred Khalilian, owner of nightclub Paris (www.clubparis.net) in Orlando, Florida, said he does not want his club to be associated with Paris Hilton any longer. The club originally owned its name to the Hilton heiress, but since Paris hardly ever showed up at the club, Khalilian is now in search of a new muse. In addition to Paris’ lack of interest in the club, Khalilian has condemned her cheap behaviour and repeatedly unflattering coverage in the media.The nightclub owner says that at least for now, he would like the club to be associated with the romantic European city Paris, rather than with the sluttish Paris Hilton.
Hilton then goes to the hotel's bedroom and sits on chair where Salomon removes her panties. She takes a sip of champagne. Saloman jokingly tells her she is underage and should not drink.
The two move to the bed where the camera is set across from it to show Saloman penetrate Hilton vaginally from behind and with her leg on his shoulder.
In the next scene, Hilton has Saloman on a chair and is now completely naked while performing fellatio on him once more. This session goes on for almost seven minutes straight. After a while, Saloman ejaculates on her breasts to end the film.
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23 January 2007, 14:24
Samsung Ultra Edition 5.9 and 10.9 to oust D900 and X820 as The World Slimmest Phone.
 In the cellphone game, just how thin is too thin? If you're Samsung, the answer apparently lies somewhere south of the 5.9 millimeters put up by its latest fashion accessory, the appropriately named "Ultra Edition 5.9.". For those of you who can't do the math, that's 0.23 inches thick! And instead of trading functionality for thinness like the RAZR, this thing's not actually a piece of shit.
 Witnessing the dethroning of one crown thanks to a determined competitor is anything but surprising, but it seems that Samsung is ousting one of its own in order to make room for a newer champion, as the Ultra Edition 10.9 takes over where the D900 left off as the "world's thinnest slider."
For the record, that's a solid millimeter less than the previous world's thinnest, Samsung's own X820 - the phone allegedly shown snapping helplessly in two on video under fairly minimal pressure. Of course, the authenticity of said video has been repeatedly called into question, but either way, we're hoping this new one has been fabbed with some pretty crazy space-age resins and polymers that'll keep it from multiplying in our pockets.
That 5.9 and 10.9 number is how many millimeters thick this Cellphone.
Specs include a tri-band GSM radio (though recent announcements have us encouraged that an American version could be down the pike), a 3.2 megapixel cam, Bluetooth, MP3/video player, 80MB of onboard storage and a microSD card slot.
The new Samsung should be introduced during 3GSM Congress in Barcelona.
See also: SAMSUNG and Google Align to Create Rich Experience for Mobile Phone Users Worldwide
Cooperation ensures quick and easy access to Google™ search, Google Maps™ for mobile, and a fast, new Gmail™ application for Samsung enthusiasts worldwide
Samsung , a leading provider and innovator of mobile phones , and Google Inc. today announced a global cooperation to enable mobile phone users worldwide with quick and easy access to Google ™ products and services – directly from their Samsung mobile phones.
Samsung mobile phones equipped with Google ™ applications will enable consumers to search information, find locations, and manage their email on the move. Samsung's mobile phones offer today's latest technologies with unique applications and mobile designs. Now, the combination of Google ™ applications and Samsung's advanced mobile devices represents two companies' dedication to offering a hassle-free mobile Internet experience for consumers world-wide.
Beginning in early 2007, select ed Samsung phones will be provided with a range of Google ™ products and services aimed to create a more dynamic user experience, including:
Google ™ search: Samsung handsets will include a Google ™ icon in the application menu, providing users with one-click access to Google ™ search
Google Maps ™ for mobile: Also featured on Samsung handsets will be Google Maps ™ for mobile, an application that enables users to view maps and satellite imagery, find local businesses, and get driving directions when they're on the go
Gmail ™ : Gmail ™ for mobile devices, a new application that brings more speed, convenience, and functionality to the mobile Gmail ™ experience, will also be available on Samsung handsets
Samsung has already launched, the Ultra Edition 13.8 (SGH-Z720), its first mobile handset installed with Google ™ mobile search and Gmail ™ services. The slim 3G Z720 is only 13.8mm in thinness, is HSDPA ready, and comes with a 3-megapixel camera, MP3 Player, and Bluetooth connectivity. The HSDPA connectivity combined with embedded an Internet browser and Google ™ mobile services will provide users with a rich mobile Internet experience. Future models will also be Google-ready as consumers continue to demand trouble-free mobile Internet access. Consumers will enjoy and appreciate Samsung's simple-to-use user interface and Google's familiarity for an effortless mobile Internet experience
We are very thrilled to introduce Samsung mobiles with one-click access to Google services. Our cooperation with Google exemplifies our commitment to leading the evolution from the fixed-Internet era to a mobile Internet era and ushering in a ubiquitous world where mobile enables our consumers to access information about anything, anywhere, anytime,” said Kitae Lee, President of Samsung's Telecommunication Network Business. “Samsung and Google will enhance users' mobile experience with a powerful, yet easy-to-use handset with simple access to information and personal management.”
"Google is dedicated to providing users around the world with easier access information and services when they are mobile. Working with an industry leader like Samsung is a great way to accomplish that," said Deep Nishar, director of wireless products and strategy for Google Inc. "Improving the mobile user experience is of paramount importance to both Samsung and Google, and by working together we'll be able to bring the power, functionality, and convenience of Google ™ search, Google Maps ™ for mobile, and Gmail ™ for mobile devices to millions of Samsung users across the globe."
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