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27 January 2007, 15:51
Jessica Simpson Sex Tape. Another Sex Tape?
 Remember the late 90’s pop music crush? The boy bands, the girl bands, the girlish boy bands, etc; they dominated the charts and culture with the threat of burgeoning sexuality. They all claimed to be virginal, yet behaved as if in the throes of early pubescence.
Although Jessica once prided herself on high moral standards, she was not able to keep her name away from the dreaded rumor of a sex tape. Although this “alleged” tape was never released, it doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. So in the mean time, how about some bikini pictures. (the pics may be from earlier this year, but does it matter?). Also, what if Jessica had breast implants? Would they look like this?
The worst offenders were the female solo stars, flaunting impressive physiques, grinding and writhing on stage, singing about sex and sexual behavior, all the while claiming the virtues of a spiritual lifestyle.
 The critics and the doubters alike were forced to sit and bide their time, waiting for that exquisite time when reality would be forced to the surface, when these women would be forced to admit they were human beings, engaging in typical human behavior.
If this bit is true, it's the best damn news ever in the history of ever! Rumours are circulating that there is a Jessica Simpson Sex Tape just waiting to be released, and that Jessica herself is going crazy trying to get it under control. According to FemaleFirst, the tape was made while Jessica was marreid to ex-husband Nick Lachey, and shows them in enjoying many different sex acts.
Britney Spears first broke the silence by marrying the career-nullifying Kevin Federline, having kids, smoking, drinking, ignoring car-seat laws for infants, divorcing, Paris Hilton-ing, and almost dropping a sex tape on us for good measure.
The alleged X-rated home movie is said to show the 'Dukes of Hazzard' actress and her ex-husband Nick Lachey engaged in a number of sex acts. A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles."
 According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video. It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex. She once said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better." Jessica's ex-husband Nick is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, while she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.
On the sex tape, Nick Lachey tells Britain's Star magazine: "I think you're asking for trouble there. I'm not saying I'd never do it, I just haven't done it. If I did, it would be in a very, very safe place." Apart from his interest in homemade pornography, Nick also enjoys outdoor sex. The pop heartthrob admits he is a huge fan of al fresco lovemaking because he gets turned on by the thought of getting caught. He said: "The strangest place I have ever had sex is the airport bathroom." Other celebrities to star in their own homemade sex tapes, include Pamela Anderson, Colin Farrell and Paris Hilton.
 There is further story, as rumors are circulating around the Internet. Apparently, those in possession of the video are willing to keep it out of public pervasion if they receive a tidy monetary offer from Jessica.
She boasted of being a virgin until her wedding night….that translates into a lame lay.
Wow, another alleged report of a leaked celebrity sex tape. And not just any tape. A Jessica Simpson sex tape! Am I shocked? No.
Jessica Simpson may soon join the likes of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton, as rumours are abuzz that a sex-tape of Jessica Simpson is about to hit the internet.
Now, just let that sink in a bit... Jessica Simpson sex tape. Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah...
Here are some Jessica Simpson bikini pictures from back when she was still with Nick Lachey. You know, to get you in the mood.
Now, just let that sink in a bit... Jessica Simpson sex tape. Say it again: Jessica Simpson sex tape. Yeah...
More bikini pics after the jump.
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26 January 2007, 14:23
As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an
The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers.
 Paris Hilton was plunged into a fresh sex storm yesterday as more of her X-rated pics were put on the net. The explicit video shows her writhing on a bed, kissing a woman, flashing her boobs and taking a foam bath. Some of the never seen before clips show Paris pretending to smoke a tampon in its wrapper. The sex tape was among a haul of the star’s possessions which are said to have "fallen into the wrong hands".
Last night Paris, 25, was threatening legal action after the items went on sale on the web. And the website – ParisExposed.com – almost crashed under the volume of fans trying to log on for a peek. The naked footage of Paris – filmed by her former fiance, 33-year-old model Jason Shaw – can be seen for £20 a time. Shaw taped Paris while the couple were frolicking on a yacht in St Tropez, then later splashing around in a bubble bath, while he begs her to show him her body.
 It is the second time a sex video of Paris has ended up on the internet and close pals say the millionaire babe is "devastated". Paris famously sued ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, 38, after he sold a video of their sex romps in 2003. The film – dubbed One Night In Paris – later became an instant bestseller with the socialite getting a share of the profits. Showbiz agent Eliot Mintz says his client is "incredibly upset and angry" at the latest leak. Other personal items being flogged include a 2003 medical bill from an LA hospital. The bill is made out to "Amber Taylor" – thought to be a fake name, as it has the same birthdate as Paris. Also up for grabs are bottles of painkillers, sleeping pills and various medications. More embarrassing are the love letters and the phone numbers of heiress Paris’s celebrity pals. Paris had kept the belongings in a storage locker when she moved house in 2004. When she failed to pay a £106 bill for storing her stuff, the goods found their way into the hands of America’s "Sultan of Sleaze", David Hans Schmitt, and broker Bardia Persa.
Paris was obviously a pack rat - saving all sorts of things. Among the random items:
- Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
- A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.
- A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
- Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.
- Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.
- Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
- Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
- To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.
No stranger to negative publicity, Hilton is nonetheless "incredibly upset and angry" and feels "victimized" by the blatant invasion of her privacy, according to her spokesman, Eliot Mintz.
 He blamed a "bureaucratic foul-up" and is threatening legal action - demanding the items be pulled from the site because it invades his client's privacy.
Sex-crazed heiress Paris Hilton is lighting up the internet like a pinball machine again. Page Six has released news that a "treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers" are available for viewing online. It all started back in 2004 when the heirhead rented a storage locker in LA for her stuff and failed to pay the $208 overdue fee. The items were sold to the highest bidder at auction - and it looks to be more porn and embarassment for the little rich girl.
Here's a picture of Paris trying to smoke a tampon. Don't ask us why because we've given up trying to understand her.
Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.
 Paris Hilton tops Google News rankingsThe popularity of Paris Hilton remains undimmed, according to the latest search data released by Google.
The heiress, famous for her television show The Simple Life and pornographic film One Night in Paris, was the number one news topic searched for by Google users.
'Orlando Bloom' came in second and 'cancer' came third. Further down the list were a number of major news events, with 'Hurricane Katrina' at fifth, 'NFL draft pick' in ninth and 'celebrity big brother 2006' tenth.
But on another tape, where Francis is not present, she calls him a "rich loser."
Some of the items show a tender side of Paris - like when she's lying in bed with Shaw, a chiseled Tommy Hilfiger model. She's seen giggling, kissing him and playing with his hair.
Other videos are taped using night vision: she gets drunk and dances on banquettes with Tara Reid, and tapes a shirtless fat guy doing cocaine lines off his own belly.
Hundreds of still photos of her with friends are displayed, along with a scan of the original marriage certificate of sister Nicky's short-lived Vegas wedding to Todd Meister.
Hilton's extensive list of friends' phone numbers is scrawled on everything from dirty napkins to envelopes.
Among the names are Pauly Shore, Kim Stewart and George Maloof, owner of the Palms hotel in Las Vegas. But most are listed by their first names only.
Hilton also tapes rambling messages to friends while filming herself in the mirror, saying she's too busy "smoking pot and eating burgers."
Hilton is also obsessed with to-do lists and details her wacky errands meticulously: "Vet app't - for teeth and wiener, send book to Ford, call Kim, make Xmas list, pick up cage from grandmas, buy a Sidekick, buy Nicky phone - and wrap it."
Also buried in the book are cut-and-paste collages Paris created of herself - made of paparazzi shots torn from magazines.
Crumpled love letters to the heirhead from ex-fiance Shaw are scribbled on hotel stationery and reveal intimate details of their time together.
"I could shovel s-t and be happy because I'm with you," he writes.
"I love you. I love the way you move. I love the way you smile."
He also writes about Paris to himself in a diary that she kept: "I am angry at Paris. She always seems to do the wrong thing. She always loses her phone. That is a reason I cannot get in touch with her. It hurts. I feel this pain inside knowing that we do not love equally."
We also get a peek into what Hilton actually does to pass the days instead of work - there are highlighted movie scripts, directions to auditions, scheduled model shoots, appointments with interviewers and movie studios, an actors-union card, voice-lesson reminders and photo proofs of herself.
A number of ID cards - both fake and real - are in their own category.
Hilton's California driver's license is in there along with a fake Ohio resident card, which states she was born in 1979.
She has Nicole Richie's University of Arizona card from her short stint in college and a credit-card-sized fake ID card labeled "Superstar" with a photo of ex- pal Britney Spears.
Hundreds of still photos of her with friends are displayed, along with a scan of the original marriage certificate of sister Nicky's short-lived Vegas wedding to Todd Meister.
Hilton's extensive list of friends' phone numbers is scrawled on everything from dirty napkins to envelopes.
Among the names are Pauly Shore, Kim Stewart and George Maloof, owner of the Palms hotel in Las Vegas. But most are listed by their first names only.
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25 January 2007, 14:03
Do You Really Think Jessica Simpson Used ProActiv to Cure He
By Johnny Moon
 Jessica Simpson is paid millions of dollars for her endorsement of ProActiv products.
Jessica Simpson Sexy or Drag Queen?What do you think? Is Jessica Simpson sexy or a drag queen? You decide. Personally I go back and forth. She has horse-like features, but is still sexy. Then other times she wears too much makeup and looks like a transgender at a Vegas show.
Simpson's breasts "disabled" herBuxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual. The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting. However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now "wears" her breasts proudly. She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. "They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones."
 Ops! Daddy Pimps Out Jessica Again!Yes! He did it again. The Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has started some rumors again about her sexy daughter Jessica Simpson. According to MSNBC there was some rumors regarding the involvement of Jessica and the Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo. On 21st November, MSNBC released that the Dallas QB Romo was reportedly dating Jessica Simpson. It also said that the singer-actress Jessica became close with cowboy after hearing about the crush he had on her.
But the actual truth was reveled later this week by the media. Those two were not dating; in fact they never even met in person! This whole rumor was started by the Papa Joe Simpson.
“Joe Simpson “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo, who’s reportedly dating Carrie Underwood, simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica.”
 Accutane while extremely effective does require a prescription and it has many side effects. It is also is usually only prescribed in very bad cases of acne so if you have a light case (one or two pimples/zits at a time) you will probably not be able to get accutane. Because of these reasons I do not recommend acne unless you have an extremely bad case.
See what that pimp daddy can do for only a couple of game tickets? I won’t be surprised if he releases that 5 minute ‘sex tape’ of Jessica. He is currently undergoing negotiations with some porn industries regarding her daughter’s hidden sex tape.
I tried every topical medication in the world. They did nothing. I always seemed to have atleast one pimple. I did not have a really bad case, I don't recall ever having more than 3 or 4 pimples at one time so I would not qualify for Accutane. But as I'm sure any acne sufferer already knows, it only takes one to make you feel bad about yourself.
Bam Margera Admits Lying About Having Sex With Jessica SimpsonIn the February issue of Penthouse magazine, MTV Jackass Bam Margera tells celebrity interviewer Chaunce Hayden that he lied to Howard Stern when he said he had sex with Jessica Simpson!
 When Hayden quizzed Bam about his comments on Stern regarding Simpson he replied:
"Everything is always misquoted. I never even said that [referring to having sex with Jessica Simpson]. I knew Howard [Stern] was going to pressure me into talking about it, and I dodged it as best I could. It worked. Within weeks my acne had dissapeared and now 4 years later it's never returned. Not only that but Vitamin B5 has many great positive side effects including more energy and improved clarity of mind.
But after an hour of the same question, you just have to make a comment to move the show along to a new topic. The comment was simply a pure joke turned into a serious quote. Total bullshit!
Chaunce Hayden: So, on the record, you never had sex with Jessica Simpson?
"Never. It was all a joke blown out of proportion. End of story." So why hadn't I heard of Vitamin B5 for fighting acne before (and maybe why you haven't heard of it before now?) well the answer is simple. It's cheap. It's just a vitamin. What money can be made on a vitamin? Not that much. The companies that make acne fighting Vitamin B5 capsules (such as +Vilantae) can't afford to pay a celebrity like Jessica Simpson to talk about their products. Without advertising it's hard for the average person to hear about your product.
A "joke" Bam probably enjoyed extensively that took him months to address and clear up. Is everyone from Jackass just that - a jackass?! Not trying to be funny. I'm being serious. But the word about Vitamin B5 supplements is starting to get around and I definitly want to do my part in that. I think it's a shame that people continue to waste their money on topical treatments that do not work when there's a real alternative that really does work in Vitamin B5.
Stay away from their crotches. You can't even hang out with them without them going on Howard Stern and saying y'all were banging. Big acne companies like ProActiv does not want the word to get out about Vitamin B5. Understandably so. I've even noticed some strange misinformation on the internet about Vitamin B5 and it would not surprise me one bit if the big acne companies were behind that.
Vitamin B5 is safe. Vitamin B5 works. If you've never tried it before and you suffer from acne you really need to try it. Jessica Simpson isn't telling you but I am, and unlike Jessica Simpson I actually used this product to cure my acne.
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