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25 January 2007, 14:03
Do You Really Think Jessica Simpson Used ProActiv to Cure He
By Johnny Moon
 Jessica Simpson is paid millions of dollars for her endorsement of ProActiv products.
Jessica Simpson Sexy or Drag Queen?What do you think? Is Jessica Simpson sexy or a drag queen? You decide. Personally I go back and forth. She has horse-like features, but is still sexy. Then other times she wears too much makeup and looks like a transgender at a Vegas show.
Simpson's breasts "disabled" herBuxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual. The 26-year-old was asked not to sing solos in church, because men found her feminine assets too distracting. However, having found fame and success as both a pop singer and an actress career, Simpson now "wears" her breasts proudly. She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them. "They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones."
 Ops! Daddy Pimps Out Jessica Again!Yes! He did it again. The Pimp Daddy Joe Simpson has started some rumors again about her sexy daughter Jessica Simpson. According to MSNBC there was some rumors regarding the involvement of Jessica and the Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo. On 21st November, MSNBC released that the Dallas QB Romo was reportedly dating Jessica Simpson. It also said that the singer-actress Jessica became close with cowboy after hearing about the crush he had on her.
But the actual truth was reveled later this week by the media. Those two were not dating; in fact they never even met in person! This whole rumor was started by the Papa Joe Simpson.
“Joe Simpson “lent her name out to Romo in exchange for game tickets.” But Jessica’s publicist, Cindi Berger, said talk of Joe selling out his daughter is “totally false” and that Romo, who’s reportedly dating Carrie Underwood, simply mentioned once that he wanted to meet Jessica.”
 Accutane while extremely effective does require a prescription and it has many side effects. It is also is usually only prescribed in very bad cases of acne so if you have a light case (one or two pimples/zits at a time) you will probably not be able to get accutane. Because of these reasons I do not recommend acne unless you have an extremely bad case.
See what that pimp daddy can do for only a couple of game tickets? I won’t be surprised if he releases that 5 minute ‘sex tape’ of Jessica. He is currently undergoing negotiations with some porn industries regarding her daughter’s hidden sex tape.
I tried every topical medication in the world. They did nothing. I always seemed to have atleast one pimple. I did not have a really bad case, I don't recall ever having more than 3 or 4 pimples at one time so I would not qualify for Accutane. But as I'm sure any acne sufferer already knows, it only takes one to make you feel bad about yourself.
Bam Margera Admits Lying About Having Sex With Jessica SimpsonIn the February issue of Penthouse magazine, MTV Jackass Bam Margera tells celebrity interviewer Chaunce Hayden that he lied to Howard Stern when he said he had sex with Jessica Simpson!
 When Hayden quizzed Bam about his comments on Stern regarding Simpson he replied:
"Everything is always misquoted. I never even said that [referring to having sex with Jessica Simpson]. I knew Howard [Stern] was going to pressure me into talking about it, and I dodged it as best I could. It worked. Within weeks my acne had dissapeared and now 4 years later it's never returned. Not only that but Vitamin B5 has many great positive side effects including more energy and improved clarity of mind.
But after an hour of the same question, you just have to make a comment to move the show along to a new topic. The comment was simply a pure joke turned into a serious quote. Total bullshit!
Chaunce Hayden: So, on the record, you never had sex with Jessica Simpson?
"Never. It was all a joke blown out of proportion. End of story." So why hadn't I heard of Vitamin B5 for fighting acne before (and maybe why you haven't heard of it before now?) well the answer is simple. It's cheap. It's just a vitamin. What money can be made on a vitamin? Not that much. The companies that make acne fighting Vitamin B5 capsules (such as +Vilantae) can't afford to pay a celebrity like Jessica Simpson to talk about their products. Without advertising it's hard for the average person to hear about your product.
A "joke" Bam probably enjoyed extensively that took him months to address and clear up. Is everyone from Jackass just that - a jackass?! Not trying to be funny. I'm being serious. But the word about Vitamin B5 supplements is starting to get around and I definitly want to do my part in that. I think it's a shame that people continue to waste their money on topical treatments that do not work when there's a real alternative that really does work in Vitamin B5.
Stay away from their crotches. You can't even hang out with them without them going on Howard Stern and saying y'all were banging. Big acne companies like ProActiv does not want the word to get out about Vitamin B5. Understandably so. I've even noticed some strange misinformation on the internet about Vitamin B5 and it would not surprise me one bit if the big acne companies were behind that.
Vitamin B5 is safe. Vitamin B5 works. If you've never tried it before and you suffer from acne you really need to try it. Jessica Simpson isn't telling you but I am, and unlike Jessica Simpson I actually used this product to cure my acne.
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